ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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socotic:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

  • me: i'll do it at 7PM
  • time: 7:02PM
  • me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
It’s nice when someone remembers small details about you. Unknown (via stevenbong)