mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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socotic:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

  • me: i'll do it at 7PM
  • time: 7:02PM
  • me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
It’s nice when someone remembers small details about you. Unknown (via stevenbong)

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed